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cagetheirwin:

Why doesn’t my school have a super hot punk boy with tattoos that smokes cigarettes in the parking lot who will fall in love with me and fuck me in the backseat of his car before class

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xi go to an all girls school

chuuface:

taylorpotato:

ladyavenal:

Greg is pissed that he was not invited to the stag night.

GUYS. WHAT IF. WHAT IF GREG WAS INVITED. AND HIS LITTLE, “YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO CLOSING TIME” JAB WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AFTER HE GOT OFF WORK AND JUST AS HE WAS LEAVING THEY GOT HAULED INTO THE DRUNK TANK.

I love how John just snaps into the 45 degree angle of pain here

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joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

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lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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jeshala:

thebicker:

foxy-green:

bencarignan:

rickybrugal:

dorkly:

Female Fantasy III

Perfecto.

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

I was recently interviewing the woman who founded Her Universe and we were talking specifically about women and geekdom. I asked about the rise of girls in geek culture and she very accurately corrected me: There is no “rise” of geek girls. We’ve always been here. Girls are just as nerdy as dudes are. Ladies have always been interested in sci fi and fantasy and video games - we just don’t talk about it a lot because men are assholes. 

For real.  Growing up, EVERY SINGLE ONE of my female friends played video games, read fantasy, what-have-you.  It’s… it’s just a thing.  It wasn’t unusual, never has been.

I was born in 1980.

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browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

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crying-to-the-ocean:

myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

Wanda deserves to be queen of the world

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mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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crows-before-hoes:

What
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maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

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mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

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demisnowflake:

punwitch:

Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.

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plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

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ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

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